I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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