On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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