guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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