Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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