hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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