Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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