North Korea, Best Korea!
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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