i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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