normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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