We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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