everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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