ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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