Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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