Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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