So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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