i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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