is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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