the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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