I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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