I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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