this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
handjob tips. give me some.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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