Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i may or may not be watching the land before time
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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