I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
