i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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