even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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