don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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