dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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