dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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