she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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