whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I should be sponsored by Trojan
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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