if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think my moral compass just broke
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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