No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
