How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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