If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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