Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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