How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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