Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
