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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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