check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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