too bad you live with your parents still
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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