I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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