Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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