I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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