Me. At least after what I've been through.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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