As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Randomize
