Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
