Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He did a backflip because drugs
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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