girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
