I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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