That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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