Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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