I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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