remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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