State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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