so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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