words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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