Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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