How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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