she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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